I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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