Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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