no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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