I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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