bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The feeling are messing with the penis
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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