My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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