Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
My life is pants optional.
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