when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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