ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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