so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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