but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it