the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal