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  it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.

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• (518): View more from New York

  4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...

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• (713): View more from Texas

  We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.

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  I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Dude. Her vagina is a blender.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.

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