Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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