Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
