I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize
