So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
The air taste purple.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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