I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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