your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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