I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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