hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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