What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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