at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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