idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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