And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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