would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
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your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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