Where is the hickey?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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