A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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