I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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