sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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