the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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