Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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