that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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