Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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