Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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