do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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