Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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