Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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