he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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