So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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