I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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