Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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