That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
