I never want to see another naked old woman again.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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