I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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