if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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