Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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