This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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