he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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