Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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