Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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