im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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