this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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