Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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