Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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