she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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