Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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