don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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