wat bout pragnant strippers??
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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